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AWARENESSSSSSSSSSS Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 23 minutes ago Hide CUM CUM CUM CUM CUMCUM Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 23 minutes ago Hide GO SUCK CUM Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 24 minutes ago Hide LONG CAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 24 minutes ago Hide Now this is a story all about how my Life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys, who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
(only the first six episodes of season one)
I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like, Hmm this might be alright!
But wait, I here they're percy, boozwah and all that but noone has a place to send this cool cat I dont think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared For the Prince Of Bel-Air!
When the plane landed and I came about dude, looked like a cop standin' there with my name out I aint tyrin to get arrested yet, I just got here! So I spring with the quickness that lightning disapears
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!"
I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 25 minutes ago Hide Now this is a story all about how my Life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys, who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!" I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Weve know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But youre too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Dont tell me youre too blind to see Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Weve know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But youre too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Dont tell me youre too blind to see Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Weve know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But youre too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Dont tell me youre too blind to see Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Weve know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But youre too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Dont tell me youre too blind to see Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Weve know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But youre too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Dont tell me youre too blind to see Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 27 minutes ago Hide CANCER RESEARCH Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 27 minutes ago Hide MUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZ Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 27 minutes ago Hide MUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ MUDKIPZMUDKIPZ 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commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Weve know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But youre too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Dont tell me youre too blind to see Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 29 minutes ago Hide Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Weve know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But youre too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Dont tell me youre too blind to see Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 30 minutes ago Hide Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Weve know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But youre too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Dont tell me youre too blind to see Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 31 minutes ago Hide JUST LIKE YOUR ART Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 31 minutes ago Hide YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CUNT Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 32 minutes ago Hide YOUR ART SUCKS ASS AND IT'S A SHITTY ASS RIPOFF
-- We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine. -H. L. Mencken
lmfao!!!! Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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GET IT RIGHT JOE.
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Bisexuals are greedy.
GET IT RIGHT JOE.
STABBY STABBY.
It's okay scalpel, the bad man wont hurt us anymore.
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We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine. -H. L. Mencken
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 23 minutes ago Hide
CUM CUM CUM CUM CUMCUM
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 23 minutes ago Hide
GO SUCK CUM
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 24 minutes ago Hide
LONG CAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 24 minutes ago Hide
Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
(only the first six episodes of season one)
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like,
Hmm this might be alright!
But wait, I here they're percy, boozwah and all that
but noone has a place to send this cool cat
I dont think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared
For the Prince Of Bel-Air!
When the plane landed and I came about
dude, looked like a cop
standin' there with my name out
I aint tyrin to get arrested yet, I just got here!
So I spring with the quickness that lightning disapears
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!"
I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 25 minutes ago Hide
Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!"
I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 26 minutes ago Hide
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 27 minutes ago Hide
CANCER RESEARCH
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Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 29 minutes ago Hide
YOU'LL NEVER BE A GOOD ARTIST NOW GO BE AN HERO AND GTFO OUR INTERNETZ
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 29 minutes ago Hide
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 29 minutes ago Hide
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 30 minutes ago Hide
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 31 minutes ago Hide
JUST LIKE YOUR ART
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 31 minutes ago Hide
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CUNT
Reply ~umiliketoeatsmoke 1 hour 32 minutes ago Hide
YOUR ART SUCKS ASS AND IT'S A SHITTY ASS RIPOFF
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We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine. -H. L. Mencken
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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